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scarle-t:

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

to count his money when he dies of a mysterious accident

gardenbird koenigcat

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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jamesmcslay dutchster
bakerstreet-and-beyond:

'bout to go receive the message of the lord brb
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pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

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heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

heathyr natalietranlikesmariahcarey

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

silenthill koenigcat

religiouspunk:

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

religiouspunk stay-ocean-minded
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mysterydisease:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Photo by Joseph Llanes
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strangeforeignbeauty:

German Lavrovsky photographed by Sonya Kydeeva for U+Mag - The Manhood Issue
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