winchesterj2 melophobicpianist
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
• Unknown (via fuckinq)
shumakhadijah chsk-a
SoundCloud / hheaton4 fosterthestrokedmonkeys
ambisinstrous baiovevo
i-fucked-ur-dad milexturkane


shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)


feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

cries circumcising

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
fondmemoryarchive fosterthestrokedmonkeys


my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

biforce chickenyaoi

no wonder they call him agile beast holy shit
abitblank fosterthestrokedmonkeys

Nick speaking spanish in interview for HBO rocks
omalleyisgod nickomalleh
Men are clumsy, violent fools, women are a delicate pool of flowers and cobras"
Old Hollywood by Julian Casablancas (via thislifeisonmyside)
thislifeisonmyside fosterthestrokedmonkeys
pierex mattheldersofficial


hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married

hi circumcising