Neko

winchesterj2 melophobicpianist
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If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
• Unknown (via fuckinq)
shumakhadijah chsk-a
SoundCloud / hheaton4 fosterthestrokedmonkeys
ambisinstrous baiovevo
i-fucked-ur-dad milexturkane

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

cries circumcising

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
fondmemoryarchive fosterthestrokedmonkeys

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

biforce chickenyaoi
arcticmonkeysmileskane:

no wonder they call him agile beast holy shit
abitblank fosterthestrokedmonkeys

Nick speaking spanish in interview for HBO rocks
omalleyisgod nickomalleh
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Men are clumsy, violent fools, women are a delicate pool of flowers and cobras"
Old Hollywood by Julian Casablancas (via thislifeisonmyside)
thislifeisonmyside fosterthestrokedmonkeys
pierex mattheldersofficial

jakemalik:

hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married

hi circumcising